Archive for February, 2009

CJL Announcements - 2/27

Friday, February 27th, 2009

As everybody knows it was “preliminary examinations week”, a.k.a. “prelims week”. Naturally during this period of heightened stress and pressure, tension between professors and students reach a near boiling point. Many students feel as though the tests are disproportionately more difficult than the homework. Earlier this week, the Student Assembly placed 1.6 million toothpicks in the Arts-Quad to represent each student who has ever attended Cornell and has disliked prelims. Many students are not only protesting to Cornell President David Skorton, but also United States of America President, Barack Obama. S.A. vice-premier, Phil Dimdop, said “In his quasi-State of the Union Obama promised everything: the cure to cancer, peace in the Middle East, reduction of the deficit, and the elimination of all paper cuts. We feel as though he should also abolish prelims.”
The professors responded with a display of their own; absolutely 0 toothpicks signifying just how little they care. Professor of astrology, Steville Melvin, said “They can protest all they want. I don’t give a
crap. I’ve got tenure biatches!” President Skorton has tried to temper each side’s anger and has called for the issue to be resolved over a game of rock-paper-scissors, best out of 5.

This week’s shoutout goes Yigal Gross for breaking the Cornell record of 10 letters to the editor in the span of 6 weeks.

Darfur Israel Charity Shabbat

The Center for Jewish Living will be leading a fundraiser to help Darfur refugees in Israel. We are asking everybody, be it student, community member, or alumnus to pledge a small amount of money for every student who attends Shabbat dinner on April 3rd. The sum can be as little as a penny per person or as much as you want. The money we receive will go to an organization in Israel that assists Darfur refugees. The CJL will advertise this Shabbat extensively to bring in as many people as possible, thus raising more money, bringing more people into the Kosher Dining Hall, and increasing the broader Cornell community’s awareness of Israel outside the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Please make your pledge at http://www.cornellcjl.com/charityshabbat.php

For more information and to receive the full letter detailing the program please contact Nathan Cohen at ntc9@cornell.edu or nathantcohen@gmail.com

Shabbat Dinner at 104 West!

Come be a part of our warm, friendly community at 104 West!, this and every Friday Night!
Reserve now at https://edining.campuslife.cornell.edu/kosher30/ and pay only one meal swipe!

Check-in 6:15PM Dinner 6:45 PM

After dinner come over to the CJL to have a few L’Chaims, see your old friends, and meet some new ones.

Matanot L’Evyonim

In order to facilitate the fulfillment of the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim, the CJL Shul will collect money and send it to Od Yosef Chai, an organization that distrubutes tzedakah to poor people in Israel. In order to ensure that we actually fulfill the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim on Purim itself, please give your donation (cash or check to Od Yosef Chai) to Jacob Meisler no later than Friday, February 27th (today).

Jewish Genetic Testing

The Jewish Genetic Disease Consortium (JGDC) is arranging an awareness and screening event at Cornell on March 11th (the Wednesday before Spring Break) to help test as many people possible! Come to the Art Gallery in Willard Straight between the hours of 10am and 4pm. to get tested. Please pre-register on line at www.jewishgenetictest.org/cornell and have your insurance information ready. If you do not have insurance or are not covered then there is a reduced rate for the screening. Your results are completely confidential!

All students and faculty are welcome!

If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact nab43 or jsj28.

Hebrew Hangout

If you’re reading this e-mail you’re probably Jewish. If you’re Jewish you probably at least have some interest in the Hebrew language. If you have any interest in Hebrew come to the Hebrew Hangout! Come to the Kosher Dining Hall on Tuesday’s at 6:00pm to converse, critique, and mock in the Hebrew language!

Prefrosh Shabbaton

The CJL will be hosting a Shabbaton for prospective students (both juniors and seniors) the weekend of April 3rd-5th. If you know of any high schoolers who might be interested in coming to learn more about Jewish life at Cornell, please get them in touch with Aaron Levy (al489). Also if you know of anyone who will be driving into Ithaca for that weekend and will have room to transport some local prefrosh, please let Aaron know.

Mitzvah Day 2009

The annual Mitzvah Day/Repair the World is coming up on Sunday April 19th. For those of you who don’t know, Mitzvah Day is Hillel’s day of community service, similar to Into the Streets. There is a lot of planning to do and a lot of available jobs- big and small depending on how much time you would like to commit. If you are interested in joining the committee or simply forming a team please email Rachel Herold (rah65@cornell.edu). We will be meeting THIS WEEKEND to start planning! Thank you!

Shiurim

Allison Fischler and Emily Issacs will be hosting a 2 week miniseries on Sexuality in Rabbinic Literature with Rabbi Jason Leib!
YUMMY SOUP AND BREAD provided by the Leibs will be served. 2/24 and 3/3 at 8:30PM in the Cascadilla 2nd Floor Lounge

Story Time with the Leibs - Pizza and learning every other Sunday night (next one 2/29) at 8:30 pm at the Leibs home, 210 Lake St. Apt. 2B
Pizza with the Rabbi - every Tuesday 11:30AM on the Arts Quad
Mishmar (Hang with the Rabbi) - every Thursday 10pm- North Campus, Jewish cuisine provided
Torah on Tap - Free beer and learning - every Thursday 6PM in The Chapter House

Shul Times

Friday, February 27:
Candle Lighting - 5:35 PM
Kabbalat Shabbat

Reform - 5:15 PM (ATH Founders Room)
Orthodox - 5:35 PM (ATH Edwards Room)
Conservative - 6:00 PM (WSH Art Gallery)

Dinner (check-in) - 6:15 PM (104 West!)

Saturday, February 28:
Shacharit - 9:15 AM (ATH Edwards Room)
Zman Kriat Shema - 9:30 AM
Shiur - 11:45 AM (CJL Piano Room)
Lunch - 12:30 PM (104 West!)
Shiur - 4:20 PM (CJL Piano Room)
Mincha - 5:20 PM (CJL Shul)
Maariv - 6:30 PM (CJL Shul)
Shabbat Ends - 6:37 PM

Mincha/Maariv Next Week - 5:45 PM

CJL Announcements - 2/13

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Cream Cheese in the Bagel Hole

Dear Dr. Loovenmacher,
My girlfriend at Cornell, a native townie,  is a bit on the earthy crunchy side if you know what I mean.  Anyways, the relationship was great until she stopped shaving and she’s been asking me these weird questions.  Like just yesterday she asked whether I have heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or whether I’ve asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned.  She’s also been hyper critical recently.  I’m a fine arts major and she keeps on blaming me with not painting with all the colors of the wind.  What should I do?
–John S.

Dear John S.,
I can unequivocally say that you should dump her ASAP.  It seems as though she has an acute case of Felangelinitis, commonly known as Ithacitis, or better recognized as “Shit-I’m-in-Ithaca” disease.  It is especially prevalent among natives to Ithaca simply because of the duration they’ve spent in the city.  There are three causes for this tragic and debilitating disease:
1.  Complete Isolation from the outside world
2.  Overdose of hemp and hemp products that are abundant in Ithaca
3.  Peanut Chews.
The total isolation of Ithaca and delicious lure of Peanut Chews drive a person to the brink of insanity, or if you excuse the pun, over the gorge of insanity and into the currents of craziness.  The hemp makes the insanity harmless yet annoying; this explains why you’re crazy girlfriend is simply asking you to talk to animals as opposed to killing you in your sleep.
I hope this helps,
Dr. Loovenmacher
P.S.  Not shaving ones legs can be a good thing.

This week’s shout out goes to Jacob Meisler for almost developing a sense of humor.

104 West! Side Story Shabbat Dinner

Come be a part of our warm, friendly community at 104 West!, this and every Friday Night!
Reserve now at https://edining.campuslife.cornell.edu/kosher30/ and pay only one meal swipe!

Check-in 6:15PM   Dinner 6:45 PM

After dinner come over to the CJL to have a few L’Chaims, see your old friends, and meet some new ones.

Melaveh Malka

The CJL will be a melaveh malkah full of singing, live music, eating, and chassidic stories in the CJL Piano Room Saturday night at 7:30PM.

Eskimo BBQ

Join us at 10:30 Saturday night in the CJL courtyard for one of the CJL’s world famous Eskimo BBQs where you have to try to finish your burger or hotdog before getting frostbite. All are welcome.

Beer Tasting

The biweekly CJL beer tasting class will continue this Wednesday at 8PM in the CJL Library. Please note that it is illegal to drink alcohol if you are under 21.

Matanot L’Evyonim

In order to facilitate the fulfillment of the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim, the CJL Shul will collect money and send it to Od Yosef Chai, an organization that distrubutes tzedakah to poor people in Israel.  In order to ensure that we actually fulfill the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim on Purim itself, please give your donation (cash or check to Od Yosef Chai) to Jacob Meisler no later than Friday, February 27th.

Shiurim

“The Israeli Elections: What Exactly Went On Over There” - Chana Leib, Shabbat 11:45 AM (CJL Piano Room)
“What the hell?” - Rabbi Leib - Shabbat 4:00 PM (CJL Piano Room)

We will be continuing our 2 week mini-series on various hot topics related to Judaism. The second mini-series will be held on February 10th and 17th, and is hosted by Amy Pearlman. The topic will be “Hell from a Different Perspective.”  Questions or suggestions?  Please call Chana at 847-347-7082.
“Hell from a Different Perspective”: Tuesday, February 10th and 17th, 8:30 pm, 202 College Ave Apt. 3 (3rd floor)

Story Time with the Leibs - Pizza and learning every other Sunday night (next one 2/22) at 8:30 pm at the Leibs home, 210 Lake St. Apt. 2B
Rabbi Leib’s weekly Talmud shiur -  every Monday 10pm at the CJL
Mishmar (Hang with the Rabbi) - every Thursday 10pm- North Campus, Jewish cuisine provided
Torah on Tap - Free beer and learning - every Thursday 6PM in The Chapter House

Shul Times

Friday, February 13:
Candle Lighting - 5:17 PM
Kabbalat Shabbat

Orthodox - 5:17 PM (ATH Edwards Room)
Conservative - 5:15 PM (ATH Chapel)
Reform - 5:15 PM (ATH Founders Room)

Dinner (check-in) - 6:15 PM (104 West!)

Saturday, February 14:
Shacharit - 9:15 AM (ATH Edwards Room)
Zman Kriat Shema - 9:42 AM
Shiur - Chana Leib: “The Israeli Elections: What Exactly Went On Over There” - 11:45 AM (CJL Piano Room)
Lunch - 12:30 PM (104 West!)
Shiur - Rabbi Leib: “What the hell?” - 4:00 PM (CJL Piano Room)
Mincha - 5:05 PM (CJL Shul)
Maariv - 6:13 PM (CJL Shul)
Shabbat Ends - 6:22 PM

Mincha/Maariv Next Week - 5:25 PM

Israel Advocacy on Campus

To The Cornell Jewish and Pro-Israel communities,

As most of you are surely aware, over the past couple weeks, the situation in Gaza has turned into a hot-button topic on campus. Numerous columns and letters to the editor have appeared in the Sun and, just this week, the Islamic Alliance for Justice constructed an exhibit on the Arts Quad of 1,300 black flags in memory of the Palestinian and Israeli deaths in Gaza. This display was accompanied by signs that placed most of the blame and wrong on Israel.

We believe that this demonstration is inappropriate for multiple reasons. The signs contain misleading statements that are easily taken out of context, and in some cases, are simply untrue. This type of irresponsible discourse is not productive, and so CIPAC and Hillel are currently working on a deliberate, appropriate, inclusive, and respectful – but, at the same time, strong and highly visible – response.

We write to you in the hopes that you will share your opinions and thoughts with us in the coming days as we put together a response. We want to be as inclusive as possible and want all those who support Israel and desire peace in the region to feel as if they are being represented. We want to rise above the polarization inherent in the recent Arts Quad display by showing that all Israel has ever wanted is to live in peace with her neighbors.

We know that emotions in the pro-Israel community are running high, but, even with that being the case, we strongly condemn all those who have engaged in damaging the IAJ exhibit. We all have a right to freedom of expression that should not be taken lightly, and it is inappropriate and wrong to destroy the exhibit. Also, besides being wrong, the destruction does nothing but give Israel supporters everywhere a bad name. Instead, we hope that you will channel your feelings into productive action by sharing your thoughts with us and by participating in the impending response.

We know that the response of the Jewish and pro-Israel communities is certainly time-sensitive, but we will not act overly quickly or rashly to the detriment of a meaningful, well-conceived response. Knowing the strength of the Jewish and pro-Israel communities at Cornell, with all of your support, our united response will be overwhelming.

We would like every concerned member of the community to email us (as many already have) with anything from thoughts, to specific ideas or courses of action, to simply an email notifying us that you would like to help in any way you can. We promise that every email and idea will be carefully read and considered as the response is formulated and every one of you who wishes to be, will be aware of the response in the coming days so that you can help in any way you choose.

Please don’t hesitate to get in touch with us — we are here to represent you and make sure your voices are heard. Our emails are saa38@cornell.edu and jls294@cornell.edu.

Thank you for your time in handling this very delicate and important issue.

Sincerely,

Jacob Shapiro – President, Hillel

Shai Akabas – President, CIPAC

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

“Cream Cheese in the Bagel Hole: Relationship Advice for Desperate Jews.”

Dear Dr. Loovenmacher,
I asked a girl out and she said yes so I took her on a date: we walked through the gorges. Then we went on another date: we walked to the plantations. For our last date, we walked down to The Commons. What other date locations exist near/at Cornell?
–Very Tired in Sheldon

Dear Very Tired in Sheldon,
Sorry. You’ve exhausted all possibilites.
–Dr. Loovenmacher

Dear Dr. Loovenmacher,
Where can I meet fellow single people?
–Single in Beta

Dear Single in Beta,
Need not despair! Cornell is full of people just like you. Single. Lonely. Despondent. Frostbitten. Now when you meet this not so special person, you might think to yourself “Wow. I share nothing in common in person. I am not physically attracted to him/her. Nor is his/her personality particularly appealing.” In fact, every single facet of him/her might actually repel you, however you do not have any options, and as the adage goes “Desperation makes strange bedfellows.” (No. Not in that way.)
–Dr. Loovenmacher

This week’s shout-out goes to the CJL annex for being inhabitable once more!

Shabbat Dinner at 104 West!

****************************************NEXT WEEK 104 WEST SIDE STORY SHABBAT***********************************************************

Come be a part of our warm, friendly community at 104 West!, this and every Friday Night!
Reserve now at https://edining.campuslife.cornell.edu/kosher30/ and pay only one meal swipe!

Check-in 6:15PM Dinner 6:45 PM

After dinner come over to the CJL to have a few L’Chaims, see your old friends, and meet some new ones.

Crafts and a Movie Nights-Wednesdays @ 7:00pm

Starting this Wednesday the CJL will be running Crafts and a Movie Night every other Wednesday night at 7:30pm. This week, in preparation for next Shabbos, well be showing West Side Story and finger painting.

Matanot L’Evyonim

In order to facilitate the fulfillment of the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim, the orthodox minyan will collect money and send it to Od Yosef Chai, an organization that distributes tzedakah to poor people in Israel. In order to ensure that we actually fulfill the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim on Purim itself, please give your donation (cash or check to Od Yosef Chai) to Jacob Miesler no later than Friday, February 27th.

Shabbat Times

Friday, February 6:
Candle Lighting - 5:08 PM
Kabbalat Shabbat -

Orthodox - 5:08 PM (ATH Edwards Room)
Conservative - 5:15 PM (ATH Chapel)
Reform - 5:15 PM (ATH Founders Room)

Dinner (check-in) - 6:15 PM (104 West!)

Saturday, February 7:
Shacharit - 9:15 AM (ATH Edwards Room)
Shiur - Rabbi Leib:
“The Myth of Nachshon vs. Moshe Rabeinu” - 11:45 AM (CJL Piano Room)
Lunch - 12:30 PM (104 West!)
Shiur - Chana Leib:
“Setting the Stage for Drama - Chapter 1 of Megilat Ester” - 4:00 PM (CJL Piano Room)
Mincha - 4:55 PM (CJL Shul)
Maariv - 6:05 PM (CJL Shul)
Shabbat Ends - 6:12 PM

Mincha/Maariv Next Week - 5:15 PM (CJL Shul)