“Cream Cheese in the Bagel Hole: Relationship Advice for Desperate Jews.”
Dear Dr. Loovenmacher,
I asked a girl out and she said yes so I took her on a date: we walked through the gorges. Then we went on another date: we walked to the plantations. For our last date, we walked down to The Commons. What other date locations exist near/at Cornell?
–Very Tired in Sheldon
Dear Very Tired in Sheldon,
Sorry. You’ve exhausted all possibilites.
–Dr. Loovenmacher
Dear Dr. Loovenmacher,
Where can I meet fellow single people?
–Single in Beta
Dear Single in Beta,
Need not despair! Cornell is full of people just like you. Single. Lonely. Despondent. Frostbitten. Now when you meet this not so special person, you might think to yourself “Wow. I share nothing in common in person. I am not physically attracted to him/her. Nor is his/her personality particularly appealing.” In fact, every single facet of him/her might actually repel you, however you do not have any options, and as the adage goes “Desperation makes strange bedfellows.” (No. Not in that way.)
–Dr. Loovenmacher
This week’s shout-out goes to the CJL annex for being inhabitable once more!
Shabbat Dinner at 104 West!
****************************************NEXT WEEK 104 WEST SIDE STORY SHABBAT***********************************************************
Come be a part of our warm, friendly community at 104 West!, this and every Friday Night!
Reserve now at https://edining.campuslife.cornell.edu/kosher30/ and pay only one meal swipe!
Check-in 6:15PM Dinner 6:45 PM
After dinner come over to the CJL to have a few L’Chaims, see your old friends, and meet some new ones.
Crafts and a Movie Nights-Wednesdays @ 7:00pm
Starting this Wednesday the CJL will be running Crafts and a Movie Night every other Wednesday night at 7:30pm. This week, in preparation for next Shabbos, well be showing West Side Story and finger painting.
Matanot L’Evyonim
In order to facilitate the fulfillment of the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim, the orthodox minyan will collect money and send it to Od Yosef Chai, an organization that distributes tzedakah to poor people in Israel. In order to ensure that we actually fulfill the mitzvah of matanot l’evyonim on Purim itself, please give your donation (cash or check to Od Yosef Chai) to Jacob Miesler no later than Friday, February 27th.
Shabbat Times
Friday, February 6:
Candle Lighting - 5:08 PM
Kabbalat Shabbat -
Orthodox - 5:08 PM (ATH Edwards Room)
Conservative - 5:15 PM (ATH Chapel)
Reform - 5:15 PM (ATH Founders Room)
Dinner (check-in) - 6:15 PM (104 West!)
Saturday, February 7:
Shacharit - 9:15 AM (ATH Edwards Room)
Shiur - Rabbi Leib:
“The Myth of Nachshon vs. Moshe Rabeinu” - 11:45 AM (CJL Piano Room)
Lunch - 12:30 PM (104 West!)
Shiur - Chana Leib:
“Setting the Stage for Drama - Chapter 1 of Megilat Ester” - 4:00 PM (CJL Piano Room)
Mincha - 4:55 PM (CJL Shul)
Maariv - 6:05 PM (CJL Shul)
Shabbat Ends - 6:12 PM
Mincha/Maariv Next Week - 5:15 PM (CJL Shul)
